Chaos@work

Gampang aja kalo mau tau kenapa gue gak ngapdet blog. Bukannya gue males, tapi karena gue bahagia *nari ballet* So kalo gue bahagia, gue gak ngapdet soale gak ada yg bisa gue busuk2in soal Boss gue. So no no, I haven't resigned, not just yet. Means this craziness will be prolonged duh...

Tapi as usual, karena dia diciptain untuk digosipin, ya tetep aja ada cerita biarpun dikit. Namanya aja udah niat! As I ever said, ngegosipin dia mah pahala kale..

Pulang dari rumah si Datuk Syahrir itu whereas finally I discovered the most dangerous weapon in the world whereby my Boss had not eaten yet sampek perutnya full of gas busuk bin bangke, baru lah kami pergi.. makan!

Kami makan di satu mall namanya 1 Utama. Waktu lagi nyari2 parkir..

Boss: (tiba2 panik) Loh? Itu kan mobilnya Sam! Iya kan? Coba liat tuh! Mobil Sam kan? Jaguar item kan mobil dia? Iya kan?
Gue: (begonya, gue ikut2an celingak celinguk) Hah? Sam siapa?
Boss: Saaaam! Tuh tuh.. iya betul! Jaguar kan tuh!
Gue: (masih ikutan celingukan doh!!!) Hah? Mana? Sam itu siapa sih?
Boss: Boss nya DHL!
Gue: Lah.. mana saya tau..
Boss: Bentar bentar.. saya telpon dia dulu..

Biasa deh, mulai petakilan gak bisa diem sok kenal sok dekat banget. Padahal gue yakin haqul yakin si Sam itu pasti gak tau siapa si Boss!

Boss: (teken2 tuts handpone) Bentar saya telpon dia... Halloooo Mr. Saaam.. how are you? This is me Sotoy.. Hah? I met you in Hongkong loooh.. how come you forgot? I am with Mr. Cheng Lok Yew from DHL Singapore.. you dont remember me? (tuh kan betul apa kata gue?) Eh Mr. Sam, just now I saw your car in 1Utama.. is that you? Hah? Your car.. black jaguar WFB 7185 right? .. yes in 1 Utama. I am sure.. is that you? You look different.. you must have a great holiday hahaha.. you look darker.. hah? oh.. (expresi berubah) Oh I see.. oooh.. your driver.. ok ok... yes yes sorry for disturbing I thought it was you hehehe... hello? hello? Hello?? Mr. Sam? Loh kok dimatiin sih..."

Boss masukin hp nya ke kantong sambil ngomong "Bukan dia rupanya. Tapi supirnya."

Heh. Lagian sok akrab banget sih lo. kalo gue jadi lo sih Boss... gue udah guling2an Pulo gadung - kp. rambutan kale sangking tengsinnya..

Tapi, apparently gue gak begitu kenal sama Boss gue, becos gue pikir itu akan berakhir disitu. Ternyata enggak..

Boss: Ah. Saya gak percaya! Itu pasti dia! Yuk kita cari!

And here I am.. at almost 1.30am in the morning, updating my blog.. sambil mijitin kaki pegel kelilingan mall 1 Utama nyari the bloody SAM!