My Daily Prayer as per today
(to be changed depends on how many steplers have flown away)
(to be changed depends on how many steplers have flown away)
So many prayers that I have been passing on to you, errr which is 101,250,333 prayers in a year from me alone. I have sorted them out in category, and this particular category outshines the rest. Who, you might ask. Who else??!! Do I have to always mention his name in every breathe I take?? *Sting mode on sambil petik-petik cello* I know you have kabulkan doa gue. Tapi kalo nolongin mbok ya jangan nanggung gitu loh, God! You gave me 2 vampires that I asked in my first book but what happened was...
Scene - Ngelemparin vampires pake jemuran tetangga.
Gue: Dasar lu pampir brengsek bau keteeeekkk!
Vampire: Lah bener kan elu minta dibawain orang ini! Salah gue ape?!
Gue: Iya tapi yang elu bawa itu Bella Swan! Bukan Bossman!
Vampire: Sorry sorry sorry, Jek. Gue denger 'an' nya doang...
Aduh God... Kasih yang kejaman dikit napa sih? Yang taringnya sepanjang sabretooth tiger gitu! Coba aja ya, God.. How many black chickens that I have to slaughter? How many jarum, paku, gunting kecil to be stocked? How many night I have to pasang tenda next to kuburan angker? Gue kirim Suster Ngesot ke rumahnya jam 3 malem, eh bukannya si Boss lari telanjang ketakutan, malahan nyuruh tuh Suster ngaduk semen huhuhu... *bentur-bentur kepala* Mbak Suster sampek bunuh diri lagi dengan suicide note "Cukup sudah, kau sakiti aku lagi. Perih harga diri perhantuan ini kau hina!" Tuh kan, God. Gimana ini?? Nothing works *pindah bentur-bentur kepala dari dinding ke dada Edward Cullen*
Voice: I have a message for you yu yu yu yu....
Ni yang bikin cerita emang kagak demen banget kalo gua udah beduaan ama Edward Cullen... Ada aja gangguannyah!
Gue: Hah? Siapa itu?
Voice: I'm your angel gel gel gel gel...
Gue: Apaan tuh gel gel gel gel....
Voice: Orang sound mixer nye ngeset echo kegedean!
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